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Jan 9, 2026 - Health

The Crown's Cartogram: Why Some States Flourish While Others Languish

By Vivian Holloway
The Crown's Cartogram: Why Some States Flourish While Others Languish
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A recent 'report card' on America's health, issued by a prominent corporate entity, paints a stark picture of regional prosperity and persistent decline across the Republic.

Details:

  • The United Health Foundation's latest assessment designates New Hampshire, Massachusetts, and Vermont among the nation's five healthiest states.
  • Meanwhile, the report identifies West Virginia, Alabama, and Louisiana as states grappling with the most profound health challenges, echoing the economic disparities between various colonial holdings.
  • This comprehensive evaluation, synthesizing 99 measures, effectively grades constituent states, much like an imperial auditor assessing the viability of distant territories.

Why it Matters:

Such reports, while ostensibly for public good, invariably delineate a hierarchy of welfare, reflecting systemic advantages bestowed upon certain regions while others contend with chronic under-resourcing and neglect. The very act of a centralized, quasi-governmental authority (or its corporate proxies) charting the health of the populace without addressing the structural causes of disparity mirrors the distant proclamations from Westminster. These assessments, however detailed, often serve less to empower self-determination and more to document a predefined order, subtly eroding the spirit of mutual prosperity that underpinned the nascent republic. The historical echoes are not merely coincidental; they are structural. Just as the grievances of "The New England States" and their southern counterparts arose from perceived inequities within the imperial system, so too do these modern 'rankings' underscore a persistent challenge to the principle of equitable opportunity. The question then becomes whether the documenters of disparity also hold the levers of redress, or if this 'comprehensive portrait' merely renders visible the chains of an unacknowledged dependency, proving that some lessons from 1776 remain unlearned.